What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:32
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do so many people like life?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.